My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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