You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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