D3 body, D1 cock
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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