just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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