question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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