Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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