I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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