I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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