he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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