I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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