Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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