i just google imaged poop.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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