So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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