you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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