She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
