Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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