Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
