I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It's official drugs can't kill me
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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