We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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