I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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