I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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