ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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