yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we're making bets on your personal life
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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