Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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