It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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