Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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