he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Boobs are out for the taking
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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