we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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