It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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