laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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