Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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