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Your mouth is God's brothel.
that's an acceptable place to lick
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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