Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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