so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
