I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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