i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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