I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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