Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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