ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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