I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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