Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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