you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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