hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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