it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
3pm strippers are depressing
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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