Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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