As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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