theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize