One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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