Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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