six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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