Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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