unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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