new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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